Do you tire of these elixirs and juices that do nothing for you? Do you fear that your senses are failing you, as your vapor no longer tastes as good as it once was? Do you suffer from Snubfoot, Gnashrot, Piotr’s Diagramme, or even Alterian Vein Webbing? Fear not, for the answer lies here, at The Apothecary!
Tonics and Elixirs, Tinctures and Liniments all made from the highest grade ingredients, all carefully formulated to cure the ills of the modern world! Take a look at what we have to offer; you’ll find what you need even if you didn’t know you needed it. The Apothecary is here for you!
And just remember:
“If this tonic doesn’t cure you, the next one surely will!”
*this tonic’s curative properties are not substantiated, and are indeed a complete falsehood.
Do you shake in mortal terror at the thought of stepping into the unknown? Are exciting adventures and new lands simply too much for you to take? Then this is the tonic for you! A jumble of intoxicating fruits await in this bewildering blend of sharp and sweet tastes. Reawaken your spirit of adventure! Also handy for those suffering Adult Onset Spiritual Colic.
This is no ordinary melon liquid. Huxley's is the good stuff! As with all Apothecary e-liquid, it has been blended to perfection, making for a delicious fruity blend that vapes well all day.
Flavor Profile: Berry, Melon, Citrus
- $8.00 – $36.00
- $6.00 – $22.00
Apothecary Tonics, Nicotine Free (0mg) Liquid, E-Juice