Do you tire of these elixirs and juices that do nothing for you? Do you fear that your senses are failing you, as your vapor no longer tastes as good as it once was? Do you suffer from Snubfoot, Gnashrot, Piotr’s Diagramme, or even Alterian Vein Webbing? Fear not, for the answer lies here, at The Apothecary!
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And just remember:
“If this tonic doesn’t cure you, the next one surely will!”
*this tonic’s curative properties are not substantiated, and are indeed a complete falsehood.
Man has tamed the very power that binds you and I to our corporeal forms, and The Apothecary has distilled that godly essence into the strongest of curatives! Behold as your senses are warped by the tart and spicy flavors of coastal fruit and eastern seeds. Be warned: This tonic will make the weakest of you into the most bold! Contains over 9000% recommended daily dose of Vim and Vigor!
Flavor Profile: Melon, Citrus, Licorice, Spices
Nicotine Free (0mg) Liquid, Three Dukes Vapor, E-Juice$8.00 – $20.00
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