Do you tire of these elixirs and juices that do nothing for you? Do you fear that your senses are failing you, as your vapor no longer tastes as good as it once was? Do you suffer from Snubfoot, Gnashrot, Piotr’s Diagramme, or even Alterian Vein Webbing? Fear not, for the answer lies here, at The Apothecary!
Tonics and Elixirs, Tinctures and Liniments all made from the highest grade ingredients, all carefully formulated to cure the ills of the modern world! Take a look at what we have to offer; you’ll find what you need even if you didn’t know you needed it. The Apothecary is here for you!
And just remember:
“If this tonic doesn’t cure you, the next one surely will!”
*this tonic’s curative properties are not substantiated, and are indeed a complete falsehood.
When the burdens of modern living have sapped the very essence of joy from a man’s soul, only one cure can be had: an infusion of Wonder! Sharply sweet fruit are paired with a beguiling mix of earthy roots to create a sensation strange yet familiar. Bask in childlike delight as you discover something new and colorful in a world so drab and grey. The perfect restorative for slouched posture and sluggish eyes.
Flavor Profile: Pear, Spices
- $7.00 – $35.00
Apothecary Tonics, Nicotine Free (0mg) Liquid, E-Juice
- $6.00 – $25.00