Do you tire of these elixirs and juices that do nothing for you? Do you fear that your senses are failing you, as your vapor no longer tastes as good as it once was? Do you suffer from Snubfoot, Gnashrot, Piotr’s Diagramme, or even Alterian Vein Webbing? Fear not, for the answer lies here, at The Apothecary!
Tonics and Elixirs, Tinctures and Liniments all made from the highest grade ingredients, all carefully formulated to cure the ills of the modern world! Take a look at what we have to offer; you’ll find what you need even if you didn’t know you needed it. The Apothecary is here for you!
And just remember:
“If this tonic doesn’t cure you, the next one surely will!”
*this tonic’s curative properties are not substantiated, and are indeed a complete falsehood.
Sometimes, after a long day, a warm meal and a stiff drink just aren’t enough to soothe an aching soul. You need something strong enough to cut through a callous, but gentle enough to heal a bruise. The shocking bite of citrus from the dense tropics is blended with smooth, rich creams from Galway Bay and palliative beans from France. Ideal for workers of both Farm and Factory!
Flavor Profile: Orange, Cream
- $7.00 – $8.00
Apothecary Tonics, Nicotine Free (0mg) Liquid, E-Juice
- $8.00 – $36.00