Do you tire of these elixirs and juices that do nothing for you? Do you fear that your senses are failing you, as your vapor no longer tastes as good as it once was? Do you suffer from Snubfoot, Gnashrot, Piotr’s Diagramme, or even Alterian Vein Webbing? Fear not, for the answer lies here, at The Apothecary!
Tonics and Elixirs, Tinctures and Liniments all made from the highest grade ingredients, all carefully formulated to cure the ills of the modern world! Take a look at what we have to offer; you’ll find what you need even if you didn’t know you needed it. The Apothecary is here for you!
And just remember:
“If this tonic doesn’t cure you, the next one surely will!”
*this tonic’s curative properties are not substantiated, and are indeed a complete falsehood.
From seas of frost and lands of ice comes the delicate flower of the Arctic States! This mystical plant can rejuvenate the soul and lighten the step of even the most downtrodden. One taste of this icy, rosy-floral tonic is all it takes to be cured of the dourest of dispositions! Be careful: much like the rose and its thorns, this tonic’s icy bite can overwhelm!
Flavor Profile: Cold Mint, Rose
- $6.00 – $25.00
Apothecary Tonics, Nicotine Free (0mg) Liquid, E-Juice